Don’t you sit with your legs open, sit as you want, don’t think much about how you sit and let your confidence flaunt,

Get your skirt under your control, don’t let them look, just let it flow with the air it’s not theirs to hook,

Go make me a sandwich and get me a drink, get yourself some whisky too and let their misogyny shrink,

Put your eyes down and take your steps small, I’m sure you’ve packed your heels to stand tall among them all,

You must be on your periods you’re too moody and lame, don’t wait, let your lioness out and see who’s there to tame,

Get married once your education is over and get babies, this is often how people behave when they’ve got rabies,

This isn’t your cup of tea don’t even think of doing this, oh damn they forgot tea is for noobs, double espresso is your new bliss,

Your brother is stronger than you because he’s a male, funny that last time you saw boys were also sleeping to fairy tales,

Put on your lipstick and keep your irrelevant mouth shut, let them think they’re the heroes while we do the final editor’s cut!